aquilacalvitium:

fake-mermaid:

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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pastelparrotlet:

study-revolution:

gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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anachronistic-cat:

superjustaguyblog:

elidyce:

starpeace:

starpeace:

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? … What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water… Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

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#the dream™

defleftist:

May you live an existence that doesn’t require constant resilience.

sn1peraj:

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WOW😍😰😱

passionpeachy:

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ghost of the valley

sticker design based on my sis telling me my favorite flower (lily of the valleys) look like ghosts

only-tiktoks:

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ted-becca:

+ bonus:

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beesandwasps:

red-mercer:

spiderinthecupboard:

funnytwittertweets:

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According to some statistics it looks more like teaching sex ed (including consent) in school makes more young people realize they don’t want to have sex yet or at all or don’t want to do some specific sexual activities (also obvious from the increase of popularity of asexual-spectrum identities). Allegedly, young people who have accurate information about sexual activities and access to contraception, on average become sexually active later and are less likely to be affected by STIs or unplanned pregnancies.

Conservatives oppose sex education because it makes it harder for them to molest children

(That’s not a joke, that’s just a fact.)

niixell:

loveblackculture:

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deesi-academia:

I think, as a society, there should be more pretty boys and handsome girls

torydarixs:

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it’s okay. im okay. perfectly fine.

nina-zcnik:

defending my favorite female characters that have a bitchy personality, but only to hide that deep down they are incredibly vulnerable and feel unlovable and half the fandom hates them for it online isn’t enough. i need a gun

velidewrites:

Rhysand: For self-defence reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely


Cassian: Okay


Azriel: Sure


Rhysand: If you want to live give me all your money


Cassian: Bold of you to assume I have money


Azriel: Bold of you to assume I want to live